The making of a cultural celebrity

How hard is it for an NBA team to make 3 straight Finals appearances?!?!? If a team (the Pistons) can't make 3 straight, why continue having a team in the NBA. at all! With success comes high expectations I guess. This is why, although JC was destined for greatness with the Red Wings, I have to direct him to by Yao Ming like with the Pistons. Here he is ready for his meteoric rise. More ethical than Kobe, further cultural reach than Yao (JC has recently been seen in San Francisco hotspots eating pancit palabok and sisig and kanin) and more talented than Lebron, below is just a forecast of what we can expect from Jeremy Christian Francisco. As you can see, he's going after the NBA fans with his jersey, the Filipino fans with his diet, the Chinese with his heritage and most importantly, the young ladies with his looks. A true cross culture star indeed. Ang sarap nito putang ina!